hiyii frens,
mannn i am soooOO lazy today.. to make things worse..
internet connection kat ofis nih is so damnn
lembab ()&@)%_@(%_@*%+ mcm kura-kuraa (takde sakti ye :P)
and becos of that, i finally decided to read all my
un'read'ed fwded eMails (not yet finished) but im pasting two of them here already..
jap..
okay here goes. if u've read this somewher before, then JUST read it again, like me..
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fwded eMail #1A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down,
an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you ..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming .......
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
She says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony,
She says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astaghfirulla'h!" and he drops her.
antusemuts comment: hehehheheehe tu la nye :P
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fwded eMail #2For your entertainment here are some marriage jokes forwarded to me. I suspect they're written by men. I don't agree with most of them but I think they're funny....
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-- Oscar Wilde
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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison
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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
-- Scottish
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
-- U2
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Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring
wedding ring
suffering
-- Jamshed
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When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere,
but she keeps finding her way back .
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.She got a mudpack and looked great
for two days.Then the mud fell off.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?
"Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course.. at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when this attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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AND PLEASE DON'T TELL MY WIFE I TOLD YOU THESE. THANKS.
antusemuts comment:: shaitt i acnt remeber wot i read.. anyway i gtg catch ya guys later eh
cau cincau
