Wednesday, April 28, 2004

a story a little bit too late..


I´m Melting!

the following blabs were meant to be published yesterday.. tapi tak abis citer sbb busy.. ceewah.. heheh .. so now im cracking my brains on what actually had i intended to blab yesterday.. lupa maa.. excitements comes fast but cools down quickly *grin*

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hihihi im sorry im sorry.. i cant help it.. i just had to do it (read it Starsky style..heheh) I READ THE EPISODE GUIDE(!) for The Restaurant.. wot??!! uve never heard of that somewhat reality show on 8TV?? omigod wher are u guys from.. outer space??.. :P hehhe actually mactuallynye we (me and the show) accidently met --> after i had fallen asleep halfway while watching Fastlane..darn!!! first thing i saw when i opened mah eyes was rocco (mase tu tak kenal) but already i was goin like(half asleep..) .. wahhh who's that ehem ehem "hemsem" ass-hole.... nyeh nyeh nyeh.. the rest was history.. ceewahhh...

anyways.. in the midst of watching the show, only then it dawned on me that... heyyy its NOT jsut about the good food..services also (really really really really) plays an imortant role!!! wellll... actually i knew that already.. hehhe.. you see.. yours truly here is one of those hard to please customers.. get pissed easily.. even if i sense just a speck of double standard.. dot dot dot.. maka get ready la all those waiter/ress, aide, servers, companion watever u call them.. antusemut will make a scene(!) hehehhe no laa... am not that teruk.. sampai takleh bawak gi majlis.. im one of them yg cakap lebih2 kat belakang je *grin* for all u know i'll be back to that particular restaurant in a gif (provided what they offer are yummy yummy laa)... but my sister si dot.. thats a diffeenrt story.. she likes action.. hauhau betul tak adikku??!!

tapi tapi i like this one cerita --> this fren of dot actually called for the manager at i donno which restaurant.. the reason?? the waiter did NOT make any/proper eye contact..

nah.. what do u think of that?!! i donno whether i shud laugh or shud gape (nganga) my mouth O_o

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todays blab:

talkin bout food..just now during lunch i found a cool kedaiiiiiiii... Orange Julius shake dia sedapp i tell yaa.. i had (boring..NOT!) strawberry shake.. and i thot i will get somethin like a milk shake.. boy i was wrong.. it was quite thick.. yes mcm smoothies ice cream sort of thingee (sidetrack: the pineapple shake tasted like yummyyy McDonalds peach sundae..) .. nyum nyum,, hafnt tried yg lain lain.. but will doo SOON!! especially the much talked about blizzards! the pricing is considered reasonable la.. yeayyyy.. finally.. no wonderla 2 frens of mine are hooked already.. hehhe

go and try itt!! the one yg i went was in KLCC, inside Cold Storage and a fren told that thers one in OU baruu... beshnyeeee

okeh frens i really gtg..

cau cincau

Monday, April 26, 2004

Its Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas..


Monkey Business

adeii.. that (part of the) christmas carol keeps repeating in my head at this moment of time *sigh*

btw im back im backkkkkkk in the blogging world.. hehhehe :))

hi frensssss..

fiuhh its been ahwhile since i last blogged.. in turned out okay (sbb) i thot i'd go crazy when cannot blog.. u know.. can blog but yet cannot.. nyeh nyeh nyehh.. well ther were lots of stuff whic i meant to share every single day that i did not blogged.. but well.. life goes on.. ceewah ape aku merepek nih...

aaahhhh it sure is good to be back.. kerteh i tell ya.. panas panas panas.. im tanned a bit dah nih.. but mann i missed all those good and yummy (and free! paid for..) food.. hehhe.. thers the nasi dagang... (drool) and the keropok lekor.. evenn the nasi ayam taste much much much tastier (and cheaper!) and and uwaaaAAAaaa i missed the air jagung! sedap gilerrr..

anyways.. im goin off dah nih.. just to drop by and say hi to everyone :))

ill write something more useful tomorrow eh

till then cya

cau cincau


Monday, April 19, 2004

halloo halloooOOOoo from terengganu



:) hehheh im hafing the time of my life here..NOT!!

am supposed to be back in KL by now.. *sigh* wat to do had to extend our stay.. malas giler sebenarnye.. suddenly i missed KLCC.. ceewahhhhhhh.. :P hopefully mopefully insyaAllah balik esok atau lusaa.. uwaaAAAAaaa..

anyways basically at this moment of time, im practically doing NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING i tell ya.. hehhe the truth is we're ready to go back dah (i mean to the hotel) but the guy we're tumpanging takmo balik lagii.. aiyaaaaaaaaaaaa

so ur fren here is so fuckin' bored.. aderla sorang budak kecik nih online.. tapi takmo layan aku.. siot je..

anyways am signing off.. cant be bloggin in the office.. it looks bad tau... heheh

till then

cau cincau

Thursday, April 15, 2004

help.. am so sleeEEeepyy *yawn*


as always ngantuksss!!!

somebody pleaasee whack (!) me in the head... am soooOOOOOoo damn sleepyyyyyyyyyyy.. anyone??!! halloooooOOOoo?

btw im already here in kerteh.. the flight? alhamdulillah kenderaan bergerak lancar.. hehehehe.. i guess because the whether was good.. none of those bumpy rides.. thank god.. i siap boleh tidur ngan nyenyak lagi.. so basically nuthin much to story laa.. we'll see how the return ride goes..

anyways.. the upgrade thingee (officially) starts at 5pm onwards.. but before that your fren here has been head banging like a million times.. hheheh.. and to make thigs worse, we just had our lunchh.. soo now kenyang giler dan jugak ngantuk gilerr...

ther goes another big yawn.. :P

i gtg need to go to the ehem ehem ladies.. not to do powdering up but to....

till then

cau cincau

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

butterflies anyone?


butterflies anyone?

hi frens..

im so very very veryy much lazy todayy *sigh*

got some work to do.. of which i haf to finish up by today since i'll be on(?) outstation starting tomorrow till monday... *sigh again*

anyways am hafing butterflies in my stomach at the moment.. no laaaaaaaa NOT because of that street party which is happoening tonite kat bangsr (hint) hehehhe..

its because:

firstly because i dont know a thing about what i am supposed to do the next few days. Your fren here was sent on a mission to learn how to do some stuff... the thing is im learning at the same time they're doing it in realtime.. wher even a speck of screwup spells DISASTER.. O_o and this also means thers no time for me to ask (let alone 21..) questions.. from wot i can see it will be just observe scribble observe.. hate this because i ahf no control of watsoever.. aarghhhhhhhh..

secondly, tomorow instead of boarding the usual small MAS plane at KLIA, i'll be on a much smaller plane.. fixed wing(?) i thnik its a fokker... and when i told (happily mind you) taht im finally boarding his ofis's plane, fashah bluntly gave me a good luck wish! dam u pakcik fashah :P he said something bout hafing the ride of ur life.. and showed me the earplug.. kwang kwang.. yeahh i feel scared alreadyy.. nahhh we leave the story morys to fashah la annti.. snce he is the one yg always board that plane.. and as for me.. i'll citer my experience once i get connected to the internet (hopefully) tomorrow.. heeheh pls pray for my safe journey ya.. :))

till then i gtg

cau cincau

Monday, April 12, 2004

let's be caring malaysians :))


even a pen of thought is good enough what.. :P

*whispers* morning frens..

*still whispering* its very quiet up here.. got in a bit late.. but to my surprise (not really.. heheh) im the first to arrive!! okayle exception for my boss laa.. now if he comes in late well that will be considered pelik.. :P anyways last time i saw them (my colleagues) was last saturday.. during the bowling thingee and at loly's wedding.. ain't nobody said anything bout cuti pung!!!! darnn im stuck up here alone... confirm im gonna haf my usual monday blues.. :(

anyways.. i took the lrt today.. manayk giler owang.. and as i was queueing up waiting for the LRT, ther right betul2 on my left, there on the tiang was a sign:




BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

or

BERHATI-HATI DENGAN PENYELUK SAKU



p/s:something like that la and i forgot which one.. :P

and guess what was my initial reaction?? u bet.. immediately i hugged tightly'er' my bag macam nak tercabut tangan.. and mah eyes darting here n ther back n forth(??) hehehhe and already i sort-of feel that thers a pickpocketer nearby who had found his/her target(me??!!) and ready to jump and prowl 'into' my precious bag.. and the scary part --> SILENTLY! yeah i do haf very high imagination, don't i.. :P shaitt.. i forgot to check whether my purse is safe or not.. jap.. okeh everyone no need to panic.. its SAFE!! thank you thank you :))

hehhehehe u mite never know okay?? well wot can i say.. typical malaysians (not ALL but most of 'em), lets say la if they happen to see a pickpocketer in action, i think the best thinge they can do is just wacth (again.. silently!) and at the same time feeling sorry for the person being pickpocketed at..

this is my assumption if let's say i got pickpocketed in a sardine-packed LRT (na'uzubillah),

a witness thinking silently; "eh what is that guy (the so-called theif) doing?? oooOOo he's taking something from the nice lady's black and sleek bag.. hah??!! ooOoo he's stealing rupenye.. kesiannye pompuan tu.. oh well.."

the witness will either then continue to read the newspaper or just stare back into deep space ...

*sigh* well... AM I RIGHT or AM I JUST TOTALLY RIGHT??!!

i know im right! becos u can safely accuse me of being (okayla as of today, used to be) part of these so-called ignorant Malaysians.. we just don't care.. i mean we care enough to just look n stare (e.g. looking at accidents on the road) but we just dont haf the *cough* strength *cough* to help n especially be involved!!

i remembered a colleague's story (here i go again.. heheh sidetrack kejap oaky).. they were ahppily hafin lunch at a restaurant kedai mamak.. then suddenly a man(african? forgot the exact nationality) nearby dropped to the floor and foam coming out from his mouth.. so them being the good samaritan.. did CPR.. anndd the best part is.. the sick man even throwed up on my colleagues face.. euwwwwww.. how gross can that be eh..yucks yucks.. (that is why we try not to get invlved eh.. hehhehe).. but wot i'm tryng to stress here is that nobody.. and i mean nobody even budged from their seats.. let alone call for an ambulance or police... such ignorant ppl! (ceewah) btw the man died.. and NO they didnt wait for the police..

so in conclusion of my ramblings above.. come my frens.. let us stop being ignorant malaysians.. as of today im declaring right here wif everyone as my witness,

I, antusemut will try and be a good samaritan who will help the innocent(s) and prevail against the crimes.. ceewahhhh.. oh oh.. need to add some more.. (ONLY) if the time and condition permits.. :))

cau cincau

Friday, April 09, 2004

Are You What You Eat? are u? are u? are u?


Scary Thought

back to the fwded eMail.

got a link. To a sort-of quiz titled: Are You What You Eat?

try it here.

this is what i got.

Note: the text in red are my thots :P


haslinda,

You are friendly and easygoing (*cough* well.. *cough*). People feel comfortable around you (is that so...) so it is not a surprise that many friends (wahhhh....) surround you. You have high self-esteem (wahhhh again....) and will not let anyone get you down.

You're an unpredictable (nehh.... sometimes je, am very predictable) and strict (no laa....)person. You enter competitions just to taste the sweetness of victory (a'ah a'ah.... and the prizess and the goodie bags and and and..), and love to do lots of travel (definitely.... cutiiiiiii).

Also, Haslinda

You are tough, hard-working and responsible (yup, yup and definitely a yup.. :P). When you are assigned to do something, you will do your best no matter how difficult the job at hand might be.

You are self-centered and disagree (who me????!! noooOOooo.... definitely im NOT! :P kna kan kan)other people's feelings and ideas. You normally go against social rules and regulations.



hmmm... most of them does sound a bit true.. but do they?? hehheh well life still goes on no matter what.. maybe some changes are needed here n ther.. good luck for me then eh!

got work (means gtg)

cau cincau

belated birthday shoutout!


good mornin frens..

i got another interesting fwded eMail.

oh but before that, i need to do a belated birthday shoutout to a dear fren.. hehehhe.. terlupa..

psst: i'll talk bout the thingee in the next entry lah.

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Birthday Shoutout!
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Indulge!

to my dear fren cik Yanti Rosba,

Hope you had a happy happy birthday yesterday.
May you always haf success in all your future undertakings.
And semoga panjang umur dan murah rezeki.. Amin

Happy Belated birthday babe :))

p/s to gaban: so bile kita nak jumpe ngan makcik ni for 'the' treat... hhehhe

lotsofluv,
yong

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Thursday, April 08, 2004

the story mory (veryyyy long one eh) :))


Birthday Magic

althou i had to cancel my trip to Pulau Tenggol......... *sob* *sob*

i had a blast in Bukit Merah Laketown resort.. yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thanks to ifa, aishah and cikMANIS :))

yuppp.. Bukit Merah <--- we came, we saw, we conquered (way to read: Incubus's Beware! Criminal song style)

i was a tiny bit burnt on the face.. gelap shikit.. psst psst thats why i put an old picture in my resume.. kwang kwang kwang..

anyways..

wher was i yes.. the resort.. actually mactuallynye the mainest reason i was ther is for the waterpark!!!!! hheheheh luckily i went wif a bunch of cool, patient, sporting and ehem ehem such brave frens..

the thing was i haf been there once before dolu-dolu.. pi ngan anim and her family (i crashed at her house for 8 months(!) during my industrial trainig in 1999, so basically most of her family outings(including attending the ceramah politik *wink*) also becomes mine.. hehheh) and imagine me just hafing to look at the slides from afar *sob* *sob* helllooOoo saya kena jaga sopan santun iya :)) but i did haf tons of fun especially ngan anak2 menakan (anak sedara in penang style language) anim tapi i had to leave without goin on the slides.. :(

sooOOoo when ifa and the gang cakap they've decided (keputusan muktamad) to go to Bukit Merah.. i was likee.. alamak 'the' slidesss.. heheheh.. and to cut a long story short, i backed out from the pulau trip (due to some currency issue.. heheheh :P) and voila! hellooOoo bukit merah :))

anyways.. since i still tak banyak idea utk dicurahkan except to ramble on and on.. i decided to just summrize the whole trip.. sape2 tak paham sila tanyer ye.. cewahh..

myACTIVITY(S) EXPENSES
psst: scroll down down down.. i haf no idea why it is so down.. *sigh* penat dah debug.. :( annti i'll try lagi.. so in the meantime.. pls scroll down.. tq.. :)
*thanks to ifa, dah takyah scroll down dah.. thanks bebeh :)

No.
Activity(s)
Price (RM)
Status
1     Water Combo
35
COMPLETED
Water Park bes giler.. pls read below for details.. hehehe
Pulau Orang UtanThe name says it all :)) even get to feed an orang utan.. apple cuts! saw also a newly borned baby orang utan being milked..
Eco Park just found out that i am NOT an animal lover.. IM SCARED WITH MOST OF THEM!
ChairliftIt looks very unstable BUT it is (stable!) well i managed to touch down in one peice, didnt i? :)
Additonal: Animal feed (s)
2
for the cute ducks and white geese and deers
2 Sunset Cruise
8
very leisurely.. cool n refreshing.. you will be sort of taken around the lake
3 Night Cruise
5
Scaryyyy.. it was raining heavily and we didnt see a thing! it was just rain rain and rain.. even amanged to practise our sprint in the heavy rain.. hint: check the stars first..
4 Sky Cycle
4
hehehe this is kinda cool and a bit scary.. believed to be able to tone ur arm muscle.. checkout aishah's :P
5 Bumper Car Ride/ Video Games tokens
10
Bumper Cars - definitely a NO-NO for me next time.. but video games.. count me in bebeh


theWATERPARK

ther were a few so-called major attractions ther namely (in no particualr order of 'funness') that we DID NOT MISS as follows:

Giant Wet Bubble
--> a sort of big bouncy pudding for you to climb on :)) cool.. but your play ther is timed.. meaning you get to play for like 5-10 minits.. and off you go (akan dihalau).. but you can always re-line up..

Giant Tube Rides
--> thers two types. one using single tube and two other slides were for doublke tubes.. too bad we didnt try the singles.. heheheh .. beshhhhhhhhh.. tak takut sangatt :P yeah rite.. I was screaming on top of my lungs on every corner.. ifa, aishah, cikMANIS?? jangan citerlaa.. lagi kuat.. muahahhahahahah..

Body Slides
--> *sob* *sob* managed to slide down on ONE only.. why?? takut giler babiiiiiiiiiii.. oops mind my language please tq.. i took the half half one.. not the half covered half open sort of slides.. its actually one slide wif a break - small pool of water in the middle (i guess to track back ur guts.. wasnt of any help to me!.. i was mumbling to mahself.. shitt tak abis lagi ke?? heheh).. uwaaAAAaaa i shud haf taken the long one.. ceewahhh.. i was practiaclly sreaming my head off along the slide.. *sigh* if only the gang tak sesat and haf waited for me at the end, i mite haf gone on another ride.. nehhh.. its okay maybe i'll try all of them nex time.. this time i'm gonna make sure the whole troop naik jugak.. tak kira! :P

Monsoon Lagoon Wavepool
--> this is also cool.. wif man-made wave.. big ones.. but not that big sampai boleh boardsurfing.. duhhh :P

Activity Pool
--> well, this one.. there were round platforms for u to step on across the pool.. didnt try this out.. looks dangerous.. kwang kwang kwang.. no laa.. but after seeing ifa struggling even to get on the first platform.. had to back off.. kuikuikui.. but theres a giant mushroom though.. for me that is to hide from the sun!

Lazy River
--> basically lebih kuarng cam sunway lagoonnye.. we moved halfway only using the tubes.. not even sure what the other side looks like.. or haf..

now off to the ones that WE DID MISSED *sob* *sob*:

Boomerang
it is said to be the first and only one of its kind in SouthEast Asia.. darn!!

Water Speed Slide
no idea what or wher this is!

Perak Mining Company
and i thot this was for kids!! but i thnik i did went in mase ngan anim dulu.. nex time nex time

Kids Adventure River
well..........

peantnye aku cerita.. heheheh thats a long one.. at the end macam dah malas and tak excited pulak.. but truthfully.. i had a super duper faboulous time ther.. altho i did threw a few tantrums here and ther.. oops.. :P but thanks to the gang..i survived.. tq tq tq.. muahs muahs..

for a more detailed of our trip, u can head to ifa's entry.. :))

till then..

am saying my goodbyes for today

cau cincau

p/s to gaban: any planss utk gi cutii??? jomlaaaaaaa...

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

sleepy head takes a break :P


gugu gagagaga

morning.. got this from a fwdwd eMail. hehehhehe..

WARNING: a bit long but worth the read!
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People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. It is not so much the words they use, but how they put them together. Here is a list of signs seen around the world.

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.


Sign in men's rest room in Japan:
TO STOP LEAK, TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT


In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.


On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.


On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.


On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.


In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.


In a Pumwani maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.


In a cemetery
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.


Sign in Japanese public bath:
FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.


Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.


In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.


In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER DRESSED AS A MAN.


Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.


Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.


Supermarket, Hong Kong:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.


Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.


A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.


Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.


Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?


The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM.


Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.


On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

sleepy head's story (intro)



as always ngantuksss!!!

*yawnnnnnnnnnn*

heheheh hi frens.. i know i know it has been ages since i last blogged.. *shrug* what to do.. bz maa.. ceewahh.. psst psst not exactly.. antusemut was bz resting.. n sleeping n of course consuming food.. :P

anyways i jus got back (update: before lunch) from a sort-of welcoming thingee by my sort-of new mr incik boss-to-be.. well how shall i put this.. i was sleepyyyyyyy thruout the whole speech.. :P well its NOT him or his speech.. definitely NOT him.. ehem ehem mcm nak bodek je.. kwang kwang kwang.. confirm its me and me and me alone..

only god knows how much i hate speeches.. be it motivational speeces (e.g. the ones you haf to attend before ur PMR and SPM exams) or political speeches (e.g. Ceramah X party.. i went to a (mind you) few ceramahs.. followed a dear fren and u know wat, i happen to nod as well except that i was nodding (more of head-banging) away wif my sleep.. hehhehe)

enough of speeches la.. wat i meant to tell is that im kinda free to blog today and the next day and the next day ...... this is because...

yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ive finished my Resume Version 1.0 yippeeEEEee.. it took me ages to finish my own resume.. thats why i diddnt bother to look for any new jobs.. hehe but now since ive already haf an updated one... jeng jeng jeng.. nahhhhhhh.. malas laaa.. interviews lagi.. kwang kwang kawng.. btw adikku nanti i pass u my resume.. i was thinking of doing a few more styles.. u know different fonts, color and look.. ceewahh.. but adikku make sure hang updated hangnye resume and spell proof it!

okla i better stop rambling now and do some story-telling..

in the meantime.. pi blog-hop tempat lain dulu and come back in a few hours time.. heheh yours truly mite haf given some updates regarding her trip last week.. but still it depends on my level of laziness :))

cya eh

cau cincau